Wanted: Dream Agent

MWF children's author looking for honest, yet encouraging, literary agent who loves her writing. Must love Emma Bull, Garth Nix, J.R.R. Tolkein, and Cassandra Claire, as well as have a taste for writing that ranges from whimsical to kooky to thought-provoking. Sense of humor essential.

In return, said author promises to be a great communicator, maintain a positive attitude through circumstances of all sorts, use constructive criticism, work her butt off, and write tons. Will also provide dark chocolate as needed and keep all obsessive-compulsive behaviors to herself. Not that she has any. At least, no more than the average author.

If interested, please contact author's benign dictatoress, Lily (aka inspirational poodle extraordinaire):